Stories: 1 - a banker…, 2 - can the children render comprehensible themselves?
Monday of Nadia-true to make you laugh and thus help your moral.
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A banker .....
In front of the entry of the head office of the bank,
a trader station its Porsche Panamera (Turbo!) bright burning coal new,
history to brag in front of his/her colleagues.
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Just as it starts to leave the car a truck except for any pace passes so
that it tears off the door and disappears also quickly.
The trader street on its portable and calls the police force.
Five minutes after the cops are already there.
Before even as one of the police officers could pose
less question, the trader starts to howl:
“My Panamera, my superb Turbo is foutue.
No matter what makes the carriage-builders, it will be the same one never again! “
and it mouth and it mouth still:
“It is foutue,
it is foutue! “
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When it finally seems to have finished its crisis, the police officer shakes the head with dislike and said:
“It is absolutely incredible with which point you, crowned banking,
you are materialists!
You are so concentrated on your goods which do not think us
with anything else in the life. “
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“How can you say a similar thing to one similar moment?”
sanglote then the owner of Porsche.
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The police officer answers:
“You are not even aware that your left arm was torn off
when the truck ran up against you. “
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The banker looks with horror.
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“SHIT”!
does he shout… “My Rolex???? …”
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Here a little story to show to you to laugh and, once more,
that the children always do not have the same vocabulary as the adults
but, can render comprehensible itself well.
A little boy had sat in the bus, beside a man who read a book
and he noticed that he had his collet behind the front.
The little boy asked why it carried his collet behind the front.
The man, who was a priest, declared: “I am a Father”.
The little boy answered: “My dad does not carry his collet like that. ”
The priest raised the eyes of his book and answered:
“I am the father many children”!
The little boy known as: '' My dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and two grandchildren and it
do not carry its collet in this way! ”
The priest, impatientant itself, known as: “I am the father of hundreds,”
then the reading of its book continued.
The quiet sitted little boy thought during a certain time, then it
leaned and says:
“Perhaps that you should carry a condom and thread your
trousers the front behind instead of your collet. ”
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A small vote please. 
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